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intelligent designr on BBC Radio 12
December 24th, Radio 12 at 4.30am, the Yesterday Programme features an interview with the founder of the intelligent designr group, Dr Ed E. Vidence about the teaching of intelligent designr in school science classes.
Dr. Ed. E. Vidence said
Only those at the higher eschelons of school curricular policy can truly appreciate what we are trying to do here. Charwin's theory of Evolution is dead, but it doesn't know it yet.
Science and scientists are hanging onto it like a pack of starlings to an overseeded birdtable, desperately pecking at the last crumbs of evidence whilst the whole table is eaten from the inside by woodworms. We're the woodworms, eating away at the birdtable. Makes you think, doesn't it?
The presenter of the Yesterday Programme, John Mumphries, could only nod in agreement (an effect that was lost on the radio audience).
New Fossils Shed Light on Unlessenable Complicatedness
Three new fossils, discovered in a secret location by a team of dedicated archaeologers show that, opposite to what Charwinists believe, life appears to have originated in Kansas around six thousand years ago.
These fossils, the oldest ever found at the site, show clearly that the creatures already had legs, heads, tails and backbones. Charwinian evolution dictates that there should be lesser forms (or less "evolved creatures) underneath these fossils that show earlier forms of these creatures, but after digging down a further 20 feet, none were found.
Richard Dawkins Lecture Falls Flat
The man known as "Charwin's Bulldog" and "The New Athiest Pope" gave a two hour lecture at the University of Central Wessex to a hushed audience of several people. intelligent designr spies present in the audience promptly fell asleep and snored loudly to signal their disapproval. Dawkins carried on over the sound of snores. Result!
Second Law Of Thermodynamics "Proof"?
Scienticians have found proof that entropy increases over time, thereby adding another nail in the coffin of Charwinian evolution. In order for Charwinian evolution to work, there would have to be a massive heat-giving body near the Earth, that was capable of delivering constant heat for billions of years. It's just not possible to conceive of such an object - the oceans would dry up if such an object was out there.
Jesus on intelligent designr
The Lord Jesus said:
if his son ask bread, will he give him a stone?
Or if he ask a fish, will he give him a serpent?
Which means that something cannot come from something else. Stone do not "evolve" from bread, nor do snakes from fish, otherwise snakes would have fins and gills - it's obvoius when you think about it and yet, this is what Charwinists would have you believe.
More news coming soon.